1. dyed our hair so we’d look supah kawaii for coachella.

    please appreciate the five color gradient in my hair, and the fact that i’ve been trying to get thomas to let me dye his hair for like four years now.

    we’re cuties.

     
  2. i bought a hat today
now no one at coachella will see my face
i’ll be like a supervillian

    i bought a hat today

    now no one at coachella will see my face

    i’ll be like a supervillian

     
  3. HEY LOOK IT’S MY BOOBS OKAY

    i bought a 34ff bathing suit top today and almost cried in the dressing room when i tried it on. it’s so fucking comfy. it’s maybe comfier than my real bras. i’m so happy. summer just got a million times easier. 

    YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. I’M SO HAPPY. I’M SO STOKED. I HAVE A BATHING SUIT MY BOOBS CAN FIT INTO.

     
  4. me and summer sandwiches and disposable cameras supah kawaii
actually this may have been taken over winter break last year

    me and summer sandwiches and disposable cameras supah kawaii

    actually this may have been taken over winter break last year

     
  5. so formal was lame, but at least i looked rad. i bought this dress six months ago and hadn’t had an occasion to wear it out yet, so the night was not a total waste.
also, nightwalks. confused so many people with these shoes. so great.
also also, check my massive pile of recycling in the corner. i love juice, you don’t even know.

    so formal was lame, but at least i looked rad. i bought this dress six months ago and hadn’t had an occasion to wear it out yet, so the night was not a total waste.

    also, nightwalks. confused so many people with these shoes. so great.

    also also, check my massive pile of recycling in the corner. i love juice, you don’t even know.

     
  6. oh and i changed my little profile icon
i figured now that everyone’s getting all christmasy, it would be a good time to be a zombie

    oh and i changed my little profile icon

    i figured now that everyone’s getting all christmasy, it would be a good time to be a zombie

     
  7. NEWSFLASH
I invented hipsters in 1997.

    NEWSFLASH

    I invented hipsters in 1997.

     
  8. Tonight’s outfit inspiriation: What Would Gwen Stefani Do if she was invited to an animal themed party with about an hour to throw together a costume from the few things she already owned because she could only pack two suitcases? Gwen is my spirit animal forever.

     
  9. WAIT, PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE HAVING BEACH HAIR?!

    WAIT, PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE HAVING BEACH HAIR?!

     
  10. So I have to bleach the pink out of my hair because I start work today, but instead of bleaching out, it just turned into an even better color that I’ve been wanting for forever and I have to get rid of it as soon as possible. Crying.
Also, my work shirt makes me look like a mathlete.

    So I have to bleach the pink out of my hair because I start work today, but instead of bleaching out, it just turned into an even better color that I’ve been wanting for forever and I have to get rid of it as soon as possible. Crying.

    Also, my work shirt makes me look like a mathlete.

     
  11. Wait what.

    Wait what.

     
  12. dryeffects:

Autoimmune hepatitis is inflammation of the liver that occurs when immune cells mistake the liver’s normal cells for harmful invaders and attack them. It sometimes occurs in relatives of people with autoimmune diseases, which suggests that there is a genetic cause. This disease is most common in young girls and women. 

At least my disease is pretty.

    dryeffects:

    Autoimmune hepatitis is inflammation of the liver that occurs when immune cells mistake the liver’s normal cells for harmful invaders and attack them. It sometimes occurs in relatives of people with autoimmune diseases, which suggests that there is a genetic cause. This disease is most common in young girls and women. 

    At least my disease is pretty.

     
  13. GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
I’ll start updating shit again next week when I’m not out doing stuff like this.

    GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

    I’ll start updating shit again next week when I’m not out doing stuff like this.

     
  14. Oh yeah I got a haircut yesterday.
I am also a princess. You know.

    Oh yeah I got a haircut yesterday.

    I am also a princess. You know.

     
  15. Anonymous asked: C(K)atherine

    Catherine I know from my theater class, and she was also a participant in the bubble adventure over the summer.

    In my last show, she was Alice and I was the Queen of Hearts after undergoing anger management therapy and we sang a g-rated children’s version of Two Ladies from Cabaret and played croquet on stage. These shows, I don’t even know. They were the best because what.

    Here’s a picture because we looked fantastic. (I also stenciled those flats by hand.)